Saturday 3 September 2011

Film Review: One Day

Yesterday evening, whilst my sister was off galevanting around the Peek District with her school, my parents and I decided to go watch the latest novel adaptation at the cinema, David Nicholls' One Day.

*Warning: Spoilers*



One Day tells the story of Emma Morley and Dexter Meyhew and covers their lives on the 15th July (also known as St. Swithin's Day) every day for twenty years, beginning on the day of their graduation in Edinburgh in 1998.

Emma (Anne Hathaway) is an smart, ordinary/unattractive working-class woman educated in Yorkshire at the local state school with few social skills and self-belief but a keen wit, whilst Dexter (Jim Sturgess) is a handsome, superficial upper-middle-class Wykehamist (a former pupil of Winchester College) with self-confidence to spare.

They meet (well, properly. They'd met for the first time when he crashed her birthday party, spilled red wine down her top and called her Julie) at the crack of dawn after a group of friends go out celebrating after graduation and, as the sun is rising start to break off and go home. Em, invites Dex back to her place where the potential night of passion gives way to an underwhelming cuddle and sets the story where the pair grow to become good friends and a shoulder to cry on during the years that follow.

After that it becomes an up and down as to will they get together oh wait maybe not, but how about now and oh no, they're off with that person.
Cover artwork for the novel


For once, this was a book I was not familiar with before seeing its adaptation on the big screen. Normally I've either read the book beforehand, such as Water For Elephants, Eragon and The Hunger Games and others I read when I heard they are becoming films, such as The Time Traveller's Wife and The Lord of the Rings. This meant I was not prepared for one particular plot twist ... Emma's quick and untimely death. Whizzing along happily on her cute old bicycle (complete with wicker basket at the front) she zooms out of a passageway straight into the line of a lorry. She doesn't make it. And the image of her lying on the road taking her last breath as you hear the answering message left to the husband, how she was sorry for the fight that morning, that she would be back late and yes, she loved him. What I got most from that moment was not the tear running down his cheek as he lay in bed that night, knowing that his wife would not actually be coming back, not late, not ever but the fact that everyone in the audience either gasped or jumped in their seat (my mother did both and the elderly ladies in the row in front had tissues out when the lights went up).

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Theatrical release poster

The bit I enjoyed best was seeing Emma in Paris. With a Roman Holiday Audrey Hepburn-esque bob, little white gloves, cute detailed cap-sleeved blouse, pale-green pencil skirt and T-bar heels she oozes Parisian chic, charm and sophistication. Her other French outfit shows her in a beautiful blue halter-neck dress with black-and-white slingback heels. Truly lovely.

Overall, I enjoyed the film but it is not one I would rush back to the cinema and see again (I would like to go see The Help, one of the trailers we caught before the film began). It's cute, but we spent most of our time wishing that the two protagonists would simply get on with it and get together and wondering if they did have any other friends at all because I simply cannot understand what Emma was thinking when she decided to date wannabe comedian Ian (Rafe Spall, son of Timothy Spall, who else?).

The film, like it's characters, cannot decide what it is. It's certainly no romantic comedy, yet it lacks the depth and power of a good romantic drama.

Rating: three stars out of five. I wouldn't pick it out at a friends house when selecting DVDs, but I wouldn't walk out the room if it were on. It is enjoyable, but not too memorable and not a favourite.
Favourite Part: Anne's Audrey Hepburn-esque ensemble in Paris. Tres belle!
Worst Part: Anne's accent. I didn't know whether she was saying some things as a joke!




Emma: "Whatever happens tomorrow, we had today. I'll always remember it."

Thursday 1 September 2011

Going back to Hogwarts

Twenty years ago today, Harry James Potter met Ronald Bilius Weasley and Hermione Jean Granger at Platform Nine and three-quarters and on the Hogwarts Express. Let the magic begin!


Back to witches and wizards and magical beasts,
To goblins and ghosts and some magical feasts.
It's all the I love and it's all that I need
At Hogwarts, Hogwarts.
I think I'm going back.


OK people, the Hogwarts Express is leaving now (11.00 am, 1st September) and if you aren't on it ... that's obviously a problem. You might have Death Eaters waiting outside and staring at the door of your unplottable home, I don't know. Heck, you may have a House Elf hell bent on keeping you alive (and therefore out of Hogwarts) and sealing off the gateway at Platform nine and three-quarters. Or maybe you just missed the train (and there isn't another one until January!) and you left your flying motorbike at home?

Me stood with the Hogwarts Express 25.02.2011

So never fear. I'm here to tell you how you can get there (not all are safe mind you, because that's no fun).
Note: if you want to do this properly, send an owl as Professor Minerva McGonagall suggests. She'll probably just set you up a Floo connection in her office but where's the fun in that?


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Option One: Pottermore!
The obvious choice. For those lucky one million people who solved the clues (I don't count you if you were accepted after Day three, "How many students take part in the Triwizard Tournament during Harry's fourth year?" Really? Really?) and have been selected to be a Beta for the website, congratulations! (I got in on the first day, of course.) For those who weren't selected by the Magical Quill, well Hogwarts isn't for Muggles or Squibs. (No but really, it's bloody brilliant. I'm a Ravenclaw: SilverQueen65. Add me - but please leave your username in the comments below so I know who you are.)


Option Two: Flying Car
It's perfectly safe. After all, if two fourteen year old idiots (I mean Fred and George) can manage to get from Little Winging to Ottery St. Catchpole in a light-blue 105E Ford Anglia without being seen then surely you can. Mind you, two twelve year olds couldn't manage it. They not only got seen by muggles, but managed to dangle precariously over the Hogwarts Express and smash into a tree. Clever boys.


Harry and Ron dropping in on the Hogwarts Express.
Just don't hit the Whomping Willow on the way down. OK? Oh, and bring some water/something to do. It can get mighty boring staring at clouds all day.

Of course, if you have get to pass your driving test there are alternative methods of transport.


Option Three: Broomsticks
This is something which all students should be proficient in, having had a lesson with Madame Hooch in their first year. (Although obviously one could only get as far as Hogsmeade due to the protective charms around the castle, but I'll advise you on that later.)



Option Four: Magical ship/Horse & Carriage
But what if broomsticks aren't your thing? Well, students from Durmstrang Institute for Magical Learning and Beauxbatons Academy of Magic (Académie de Magie Beauxbâtons) seemed to manage fine on Halloween of 1994 with unique methods of magical transportation. The Durmstrang students even steered the ship themselves whilst Igor Karkaroff stayed in his cabin.



Durmstrang ship, which emerged from the lake.

The giant pegasus' and cottage-sized carriage from Bauxbatons.

Option Five: Apparition (or Portkey)
So you're not foreign either or don't have access to either of these. Well, what about apparition? Hogsmeade no longer has the caterwalling charm in place so you've no fear of having Death Eaters chasing you down it's cobbled streets. Bonus! Alternatively, if there are too many of you for side-along apparition, why not try a Portkey? Just make sure that you all remember to grab on and don't let go!


Option Six: Thestrals
Oh, you won't have been able to take the test for apparition yet will you? Unless you're in your final year and in that case how did you miss the train? It's not like you didn't have enough practise. And the spell for portkeys are pretty complicated and you require Ministry permission. Thestrals are also an option ... as long as you have a firm grip ... and have seen someone die tends to help ... so just hold on tight and don't walk into its flank when you get off! *cough* Ron Weasley *cough*. They're very intelligent, just tell them where you want to go, but be careful. They are, after all, classification XXXX.



Option Six: Hippogriffs
Alright, so you're open to the concept of flying magical creatures ... just not ones which you need to have seen death to be able to see them. Well then what about Hippogriffs? They're smart, loyal, take pride in their appearances (nothing wrong with that now is there) and are fine for flying in a crisis (just ask Harry Potter, Hermione Weasley or Sirius Black). But please people, don't pull a Malfoy. Show some respect! These guys are taking you from London, England all the was up to Hogwarts, Scotland. That doesn't exactly sound easy now does it? Especially with you on their backs as well! So be nice and watch your ps and qs.

Hermione Granger, Harry Potter & Buckbeak in 1994.


Option Seven: The Knight Bus
If all else fails, or you  cannot use Apparition or Portkeys or are in fact, a Squib, there's always the triple-decker, purple Knight Bus, emergency transport for the stranded witch or wizard. Just stick out your wand hand, step on board and they can take you anywhere you want to. Just don't forget your sickles.

Harry Potter with conductor Stan Shunpike with the Knight Bus in 1993.


OK, when you get to Hogsmeade there are various things you can do. If possible, send a patronus up to the castle. If you can't though, get an adult from one of the nearby shops or houses in the village. Or there's various ways in and out of the castle (don't even try scaling the walls/flying over the walls) from the passageway via The Hog's Head to the one through Honeydukes. Or if you're feeling brave, the Whomping Willow. So relax, and get to Hogwarts in style.


I love hearing from you all, so please just leave a comment below and let me know which was your favourite. And have you been lucky enough to enter Pottermore yet?